Doctors even with all their medical advancements have still yet to find an applicable cure for some common human conditions and sufferings. They are able to remove a tumor from your brain the size of a plum, but are unable to correctly medically treat an illness of the allegorical heart. In a perfect world relief from these common stresses would be available in a pill form, contained by a small bottle simply reading,
FOR: "LOSS OF REALITY" - ADULTS TAKE ONE PILL TWICE DAILY BY MOUTH WITH FOOD OR MILK.